Life never stops moving

Can someone tell me how to make things move any slower? I am having trouble keeping up with my brain - my body is too slow... fat...sick...
I'm pretty excited for:
1. Friends getting married
2. Family Reunions
3. Harry Potter Party
4. Turning 27
5. Going to Harry Potter Land?
6. Reading books on my iPhone
7. Blog/etsy/money?
8. Getting some new design/interaction design work
9. Paying off all my debts in the next month or so
10. Planning for grad school, big moves, life decisions

Thanks be to God for giving me such an exciting life!